Goons of Fortune

About Goons of Fortune

G'day mate! Welcome to the wild, wonderful world of Goons of Fortune, where South Australian suburbia meets strategic mayhem in the most Aussie RTS you've ever seen. Forget fancy castles and medieval armies—we're talking Hills Hoists, wheelie bins, and the sacred art of the Goon of Fortune spin!

You're the mastermind behind a crew of lovably scrappy bin-diving legends, taking over Adelaide's suburbs one corrugated iron fence at a time. Build your empire using pure backyard ingenuity: turn stobie poles into watchtowers, transform garden sheds into command centers, and yes—weaponize the humble Hills Hoist because nothing says "territory claimed" quite like rotating laundry warfare.

Every night brings jazz-fueled adventures under neon-lit streets, where you'll expand your influence through a mix of cheeky strategy, resource scrounging, and the occasional dance-off. Battle rival gangs who clearly don't appreciate your superior bin-selection skills, all while that sweet brass section keeps the energy pumping. But when dawn breaks, it's time to vanish into the suburban shadows before the local coppers come sniffing around your elaborate Bunnings-supplied fortress.

This isn't just strategy—it's a love letter to the beautifully bizarre corners of Australian culture, where a goon bag can solve any problem and a meat pie is basically a tactical advantage. With a soundtrack that swings harder than a Hills Hoist in a Gawler storm, Goons of Fortune delivers tactical gameplay with enough Aussie charm to make a wombat weep. She'll be right, mate!